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Tuesday, September 23, 2003 Hmmm.. haha. Hmmm: Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe and the biran fguiers it out aynawy. (usually chain letters are pretty dumb, but my friend Cola usually sends me some decent stuff..) Haha: I thought a couple of these were prettttty funny ( * ) - though definitely stupid. But that's the point right? Not that I'd do them, but it's kind of funny thinking about it. HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY: *#1. At Lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want that super sized. *4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. *6. In the memo field of all your checks, Write, "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS". **7. Finish all your sentences with "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY". 8. Don't use punctuation. 9. As Often as possible, skip rather than walk. *10. Ask people what gender they are. **11. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. *14. Put mosquito netting around your work area, and play a tape of jungle sounds all day. *15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, "Gorgeous". **17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I won, I won! 3rd Time this week"!! *18. When leaving the ZOO, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, They're loose"!! *19. Tell your children over dinner, " Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go. AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...................... 20. Send this email to everyone in your address book that needs to keep a healthy level of insanity. The ennnnd . . . babbled Lin |
