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Sunday, July 13, 2003 Matt I will always love you for making me laugh. ... .. yes yes.. even if you did steal my website idea. *grins* But I've "forgiven" you already. ;) I'd post our convo. here. But. I just don't feel I can really. We have really really really really lengthy sarcastic conversations. Usually ridiculous. Well. I'll just post the part of the 'extended' conversation. Even thoough.. maybe I shouldn't. (omitted omitted..) Matt (12:46:48 AM): So are you still single? Matt (12:46:51 AM): because I am now Lin (12:46:53 AM): STILL. Matt (12:46:54 AM): ;) Matt (12:46:54 AM): lol Lin (12:47:11 AM): haha.. oh baby.. Matt.. take me.. now.. *grins again* (omitted..talk about his breakup.. omitted) Lin(1:00:29 AM): *nods slightly* I could be full of cliches. but. I know you know them already. and anyway. cliches aren't a bad thing. they're just cliches over time because they're incredibly true principles regarding life in general (most of the time) Matt (1:01:08 AM): everytime "cliche" appeared in that sentence I inadvertantly replaced it mentally with "cliterous" Matt (1:01:19 AM): ..and I have no idea why Matt signed off at 1:08:57 AM. -- Matt signs back online.. Matt [1:24 AM]: poop Auto response from Lin [1:24 AM]: sorry Matt. I inadvertantly started to ignore you after your "inadvertantly" comment.. which was rather.. well. haha. Anyway. Come back to chat IF you are truly ONE with the insomniac gang. haha. (... .. and get your mind out of the gutter! .;x .. hehe.. you knew that was coming) Matt [1:25 AM]: okay fine. Lin [1:29 AM]: *erased a rather funny, but crazy-still.. comment.. not that this isn't one* hellllllo. Lin [1:29 AM]: I think I need to go to bed :/ Matt [1:30 AM]: you need to suck a fat one Lin [1:30 AM]: my chiropractor (whom I just started seeingly recently) told me that I'm at a high risk for cancer if I chronicly (sp) stay up late Lin [1:30 AM]: *gasp* Matt [1:30 AM]: wtf does staying up late have to do with cancer Lin [1:30 AM]: be-cause.. Lin [1:31 AM]: a constant high level of ... wait.. the word just left me.. but it starts with a C Matt [1:31 AM]: ceretonin? Matt [1:31 AM]: or is that with an s? Lin [1:31 AM]: there.. yes/ Lin [1:31 AM]: C.. pretty sure Matt [1:31 AM]: that's what causes depression, low levels of it anyway Lin [1:32 AM]: that's what she said.. but anyway.. that remains high.. AND.. I'll probably get serious depression, apparently.. if I continue in my 'lifestyle' Matt [1:32 AM]: sweet Lin [1:32 AM]: I apparently have really high 'adrenaline'.. muahaha Matt [1:32 AM]: I'd continue just to see if she's full of poop Lin [1:32 AM]: I don't see why that's a BAD thing. but *shrug* Lin [1:32 AM]: nah she's awesome.. I like going just because of all the different insight she gives.. and it all is really logical Lin [1:32 AM]: I'm going to die when I hit 25. basically. Lin [1:33 AM]: *grins* ok. that was morbid. and I'm just kidding. Lin [1:33 AM]: I'm hoping that I'm kidding, at least. Matt [1:33 AM]: hmm Lin [1:34 AM]: but. yes. high adrenaline due to.. probably being somewhat of a 'type A - go go go'.. and my body has now worn out all of the adrenaline 'glands' (I think they're glands?.. yes.. right?) .. and my thyroid is making "arteficial adrenaline" Lin [1:34 AM]: artificial* Matt [1:35 AM]: I'm thinking having my friend kick me in my kneecap as hard as possible wasn't such a good idea now Lin [1:35 AM]: and after the thyroid wears down.. that's when serious depression/comatose-laaazy-burntout .. kicks in Matt [1:35 AM]: when I stood up my kneecap poppy Matt [1:35 AM]: popped* Lin [1:35 AM]: why's you have him do that? Lin [1:35 AM]: and ARE YOU LISTENING HERE? Lin [1:35 AM]: haha. I'm educating you here. Matt [1:35 AM]: I was showing off that I am way better at martial arts than him Lin [1:35 AM]: or it's fun thinking I am ;D Matt [1:35 AM]: and I was crouched down Matt [1:35 AM]: and I was like Matt [1:35 AM]: oh btw Matt [1:35 AM]: kick me Matt [1:36 AM]: and yes of course I'm listening Lin [1:36 AM]: of course. we do two-way-subject (sometimes 3+).. I forgot.. Lin [1:36 AM]: so any-way Lin [1:36 AM]: yeah.. that probably wasn't the best idea Lin [1:36 AM]: and yes.. I probably.. could possibly.. die early.. Lin [1:36 AM]: if I stay up late, was my point. Matt [1:36 AM]: Then uhh Matt [1:36 AM]: Why are you online telling me this Matt [1:37 AM]: when you could be offline making there be nothing to tell Lin [1:37 AM]: because I was 'telling' you that I should go to bed.. Lin [1:37 AM]: and you probably should too :P .. but.. that's ok.. you never listen to me anyway Lin [1:37 AM]: ;) Matt [1:37 AM]: you mean YOU never listen to you Matt [1:37 AM]: I always listen to you Matt [1:37 AM]: and to no avail, Lin [1:37 AM]: ! Lin [1:38 AM]: *gasps again* .. that's it.. Matt [1:38 AM]: my sarcastic humor does nothing for your funny bone, as you think I'm serious about everything Lin [1:38 AM]: haha.. you think I'm taking everything you're saying as serious? Lin [1:38 AM]: I think you take yourself too seriously Matt [1:38 AM]: I wanna do you in the butt Lin [1:38 AM]: so I just play around with it. *grins* Lin [1:38 AM]: ew.. hahaha.. [my last comment] sounded SO bad.. Lin [1:39 AM]: next to your COMMENT there.. Lin [1:39 AM]: *grins*.. see. that was "serious" Matt [1:40 AM]: as to say Lin [1:40 AM]: or rather, my 'serious' response to your very-serious-comment Matt [1:40 AM]: I want to challenge the depths of your rectal fortitude Matt [1:40 AM]: as to say, I want to do you in the pooper Matt [1:40 AM]: jk Lin [1:40 AM]: haha.. though you know.. Lin [1:41 AM]: there's truth to every joke. .. or no? .. because I've argued this with other friends.. and they'll tell you no Lin [1:41 AM]: but.. I know they're lying Matt [1:41 AM]: hmm Matt [1:41 AM]: Oh Matt [1:41 AM]: Yes there is Lin [1:41 AM]: ;) .. I just "know" these things. Matt [1:41 AM]: I want to do you Matt [1:41 AM]: just not in the pooper Matt [1:41 AM]: that's the joke Matt [1:41 AM]: :D Matt [1:42 AM]: But I know what you're saying Matt [1:42 AM]: I figured that out years ago Matt [1:42 AM]: that no matter what I joke about Matt [1:42 AM]: deep down I find there is a twinge of seriousness to it Lin [1:42 AM]: so why will other people argue that that's not true? Lin [1:42 AM]: it's pretty obvious .. a joke comes from something we understand as a truth Lin [1:42 AM]: whether wrong or right Matt [1:43 AM]: Because they jsut got through calling you gay Lin [1:43 AM]: politically correct or not Matt [1:43 AM]: and you whip out Matt [1:43 AM]: "You really DO want to have gay sex, don't you?" Lin [1:43 AM]: haha.. good point Lin [1:43 AM]: though I don't exactly approach it like that.. because then of course they're going to be defensive about the reality of it Lin [1:44 AM]: you have to reach them subliminally Matt.. tsk.. I would think you'd know .. haha *grins* Matt [1:44 AM]: that's because they're gay Matt [1:44 AM]: I now officially hate the new famous quote Matt [1:44 AM]: "Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it!" Lin [1:45 AM]: that is? Matt [1:45 AM]: Because anyone who says it is saying they are a slut and alternately a homosexual Lin [1:45 AM]: true again :P Lin [1:46 AM]: but that's the first time I've heard it Matt [1:46 AM]: it's a teen thing Lin [1:46 AM]: so I'm not sure it's "famous".. only where you live. where DO you live? Lin [1:46 AM]: hehe. Matt [1:46 AM]: it's not where I live Matt [1:46 AM]: it's asian for starters Matt [1:46 AM]: and it's california Lin [1:46 AM]: oh I see.. I still haven't heard it before.. and a ton of my friends are asians (next two comments below were sent at the same time.. mine was intended to beat his.. not a response to his 'that's the only reason I love you'.. because I know he has a-'thing' for asian girls.. hehe.. it was fun reading his mind there.. ladeda. oh.. and the comments below, which I made regarding me identifying gay people.. some things - * - are inaccurate regarding the words I used.. they're not *technically* 100% correct. just used for furthering the conversation.) Matt [1:47 AM]: and that's the only reason I love you Lin [1:47 AM]: (I know.. hook you up.. maybe.. if you're lucky.. muahaha.) Lin [1:47 AM]: I know Matt [1:47 AM]: Sorry, I don't take handmedowns Lin [1:48 AM]: haha. well. I know you're secretly partially gay.. maybe.. maybe that's true and I'm just making a really bad sarcastic comment Lin [1:48 AM]: you-never-know-these-days Lin [1:49 AM]: I couldn't tell unless I knew you personally.. but actually, an ASIAN friend of mine and I agreed that I definitely don't know how to identify gay people.. but.. he's asian .. what does he know? * (note, he's actually *not* asian and he's *not* gay.. as far as I know.. and everything in this is complete sarcasm.. EXCEPT for the 'he's awesome' comment below. Because I do consider him an awesome friend. :) ) Lin [1:49 AM]: *laughs* j/p. he's awesome. but you can have him. Lin [1:50 AM]: you're gay. you've hesitated in your response for over a minute. haha. (Matt signs off) --- Matt. running from the conversation. Hmm. It's a sign. he is. Matt and I are so insanely sarcastic ALL of the time that I lose track when HE'S being serious versus my own seriousness. And I don't know if that "you're always 'serious'" comment-of-his was truth or not, but. .. as said from the beginning.. I will always love Matt for making me laugh. So. No. From my perspective... it's only 'funny' to me. With a twinge of truth here-and-there. Or actially. Usually it goes from very-sarcastic to very-serious.. so God only knows why I have a difficult time following him in conversation.. nah.. but it's always fun. Both the serious and the not. I get lost between it all and just stop caring - which is when the'serious' gets messily tangled in with the 'sarcastic'.. in which every sarcastic joke holds a bit of truth. I am seriously rambling now. Goodbyeeeee. . . . babbled Lin |
